My tweets

  • Sat, 17:16: RT @thetobbie: I may not be tall, dark & handsome but i've obviously got tall tales, dark humour & some hands. Ladies?...
  • Sat, 20:25: RT @vikkaroni: Relationship status: Just jumped from the top of a grocery store so I can finally say I'm off the market.
  • Sat, 20:25: RT @jimmy_sharpe: *dies* "I'm fine."
  • Sun, 00:25: Omg. Our king died and they dont give us a vacation ?! That's so not fair, how am i suppose to grief !
  • Sun, 04:52: RT @angeliav68: It's always nice to be called beautiful in the morning.. So what if he was hiding in the bushes with no pants on..
  • Sun, 05:08: RT @buriedwithkids: I just don't understand why kids can't just put each other to bed.
  • Sun, 05:11: I'm harmless! Why would anyone wants to harm me and get me!? God is testing me
  • Sun, 05:11: RT @TlM_66: قلبك مليء بتجاعيد ولا زلتي صغيره
  • Sun, 05:13: RT @OutOfLeftField_: Ladies. Right now, a man is dreaming of touching a body just like yours. Exactly like yours. You're beautiful...as you…
  • Sun, 05:15: RT @9Pac6: ابداع خالق لا اكثر http://t.co/OoGq1lQviF
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  • Thu, 18:37: omg bill grew up to be in Silicon Valley >3 http://t.co/etnzZDKURh
  • Thu, 22:39: RT @EmmaUtters: Karma is perfect vengeance for lazy people
  • Thu, 23:00: RT @salman_alodah: اللهم تجاوزعنه واغفرله واجمع كلمتناعلى ماتحب وترضى واجعل قادم أيامناخيراواجعلنامن الخيرفي زيادة ومن الشرفي عافية #وفاة…
  • Thu, 23:06: RT @6Jassim9: منو مات منو الملك عبدالله
  • Thu, 23:17: RT @xsuperfreak: نبي اجازه امزح
  • Thu, 23:21: RT @Motabalawwad: 28 جامعة و ٢٠٠ ألف مبتعث و٦ مدن طبية و ١١ مستشفي تخصصي ٣٢ مستشفى عام وشبكة طرق برية وحديدية و١١ مدينة رياضية في ٩ سنوات م…
  • Thu, 23:24: RT @ahelmy: رحم الله الملك عبدالله .. اللهم اسكنه فسيح جناتك واغفر له وارحمه يارب العالمين. امين. امين . امين. الفاتحه . http://t.co/B8lq1d…
  • Thu, 23:32: RT @v69ii: من الحين صرت اشرب درزن مويه عشان لو قامت القيامه ما اتعب وانا اجري
  • Thu, 23:32: RT @xsuperfreak: عزي الملك ياقليلة الأصل 😾💔 @ladygaga
  • Thu, 23:53: RT @AP: BREAKING: Saudi state TV reports: King Abdullah has died at 90.
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  • Sun, 04:43: RT @MamanyaDana: Guys, if she smiles at you after she catches you looking at her ass, she thinks you're cute enough to get it.
  • Sun, 04:46: RT @jst5ald: صار "لا أدري" هو أدق جواب على من يسألني "كيف حالك؟.
  • Sun, 06:12: RT @timxyz: Britney slayed the VMA's at the age when Gaga was still getting shoved into lockers for being a fat loser+ sucking Akon's cock …
  • Sun, 06:30: RT @LanaDelReyNews: "She (Lana Del Rey) is one that has been so disappointed by life, she had to create her own world." - James Franco on L…
  • Sun, 06:32: RT @yemenidirty: Beyonce lacks intelligence. She named her baby Blue cause that's the only word she can spell without her ghost writer
  • Sun, 07:38: RT @dancohen3000: Selfie with the greatest threat to Israel. http://t.co/kJXtNrmdB1
  • Sun, 07:41: RT @AdorableWords: is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
  • Sun, 08:06: Using your sarcastic sense of humor as a weapon may be inappro... More for Gemini http://t.co/Un5I6Nf9pt
  • Sun, 09:06: RT @RickyBush_: All i ask for is clear skin 😢🔫
  • Sun, 09:07: RT @Dmoojah: تصريح مايكل الملفق ضرب واشتهر في الدول العربية لدرجة لما زار مبنى mbc وقابل أطفال عرب كان هذا أول سؤال وجهوه له .. http://t.co…

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